Not exactly a thought-provoking page title, yet neither is everything that Bob says. Interestingly enough, his favorite things to talk about are coffee and his young son, Colter. Most Bob fans are also fans of Christian singer/songwriter Riley Armstrong, and we figure that in Riley's song "Sleep" when he mentions coffee it's probably a reference to Bob's hopeless Starbucks addiction. I only have four quotes so far, but I hope to get more here soon. I'm counting on my messageboard buddies to help me with this.

• Keep laughing in public…they'll wonder what you know that they don't!
• Hey....I was picking up the phone to call that number you gave me...however, I read the rest of the email and instantly became very afraid...very very afraid...it reminded me of a word I learned from The Newsboys. That word is "Stalker!!!!" (in an e-mail to "Ballerina Bob," another messageboard user)
• I saw this big guy walk in and he was wearing a speedo and a sweater. But as he got closer, I noticed it wasn't a sweater--he was just that hairy. (as retold by Kallerina)

Bob's serious side (see: he actually has one!)

• Go live for Christ, He died for you!

Even Clinton and Bush agree that coffee has high priority in life! This pic was taken on Bush's inauguration, and I downloaded it from www.excite.com photo files.